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    #2743. A shirt with "free" and his name on it won't get your buddy out of jail. #brotips #sub
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    #2742. Before assuming that someone can't take a hint, never fail to consider that your hints might suck. #brotips #sub
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    #2741. Nothing makes an adjective more effective than putting "as fuck" after it. #brotips
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    #2740. If it asks if you want to save before exiting, do it, even if you think you saved it. If you did, it wouldn't be asking. #brotips
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    #2739. A girl's "I'll be ready in five minutes," is the same as a dude's "I'll be home in five minutes." #brotips
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  • young_love_abbi
    so true
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    #2738. Always carry cash. Otherwise, four simple words could fuck your night up: "We don't take card." #brotips
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    #2737. If you're not sore the next day, you didn't work out. #brotips
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    #2736. Every drink your bro buys you should be answered with a drink of greater or equal value bought by you. #brotips
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    #2735. No two parties are the same. If you show up in rage mode to a kickback, shit might get real weird real fast. #brotips
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    #2734. Answer no questions and the professor hates you. Answer all of them and your classmates hate you. Find balance. #brotips
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    #2733. When everyone around you is telling you the same thing, it'd be dumb not to listen. #brotips
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    lol
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    #2732. In beer pong, parties, and everything else, "My house, my rules" always applies. #brotips
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    #2731. Skinny abs aren't real abs. Being a freshman in high school and having abs by default doesn't count. #brotips
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    #2730. Just because you stayed up all night doesn't mean you have to look like it. #brotips
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  • Stacey
    Haha goes for girls too!
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    #2729. If people are doubting how far you'll go, go so far that you can't hear them anymore. #brotips
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    #2728. Your idea of "success" and another dude's won't always be the same thing. #brotips
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    #2727. Never tell someone they look like someone else, unless you're completely sure they'll take it as a compliment. #brotips
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    #2726. Hitting "0" while you're on the phone with a machine almost always takes you straight to a real person. #brotips
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    #2725. When not fucking up stops being an option, just make sure it's something you can recover from. #brotips
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    #2724. Any person who talks about how humble they are is usually anything but. #brotips
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    #2723. A dude took moldy bread and made Penicillin. You can turn leftovers into a meal. #brotips #sub
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    #2722. Buy your textbooks online, from another kid, or pretty much anywhere that isn't your school's book store. #brotips #sub
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    #2721. When you host a game of beer pong at your house, you're accepting that cups are gonna get knocked over. Don't bitch. #brotips #sub
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    #2720. When a chick makes something for you, use it at least once. Even if it sucks. #brotips #sub
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  • Stacey
    Yes!
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    #2719. Let your bros know about anything you wouldn't want them to hear from anyone else. #brotips #sub
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